He did it....he dried my bra! Gaaaaaaaaa!

Ok, so you ladies are going to get this...men won't.  We want to be so encouraging when you pitch in to help.  We really truly do. God knows how much it means to us.   When you step in to help around the house, we are thrilled, shocked and amazed.  Some men never do.  Other women don't want them to.  As for me, I adore the help.  Housework for me is truly a chore...I do it, but no...I don't like it. It's an evil necessity. Seeing as how I don't like to live in a mess, I have no choice.  Then kind and helpful hubby steps in and throws in a load of laundry.  THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU,  oh helpful one.  U da bomb & way to go!  Even tosses it in the dryer.  YES!!! ( feet are doing a happy dance right about now) Then I see it.....gasp....."Is that my bra?" ...."In the dryer?" ugh......!
Hubby says "oops...sorry, didn't see that in there".  Contain myself...he's "HELPING!!!"  I say "oh well....no worries". "Little broken wire there...oopsies.  I'll probably never feel that, hun".  hehe  And truth be known....He's pretty good about remembering to hang them....If he washes em.  But then....no...What??? That's not my new Chicos bermuda shorts ....I DON'T DRY THOSE!!! I shudder to remember what I spent on those suckers!  They are just a few weeks old, and noooooo, I LOVE THOSE!!! (interject whiney female voice here.... those are the ones I wear to weight watchers cuz their so thin and light, and ....SHOOT, they're probably not gonna FIT now!!! Ok, I say to myself, calm down.....the goal here is to be grateful here, or 
 he will never help me with laundry again.  So I calmly go in the other room to try them on, (God help him if he has to see me bend over to put them on...NOT a sight I want him to have to endure)  and ...       They fit!  
I had chowder last night....and bread with butter, and dessert.  They fit!  What was I so worried about???  And when he sees me in them...he says "Hey, those look good on you".  Man I love that guy!